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Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Love SMS, Ishq ki Baatain to

January 26th, 2011 by Shani | 1 Comment | Filed in Love Sms

Ishq ki baatain sab kartay hain … ishq ko kis nay samjha hay

Pyaas baRhay to sehra hay … pyaas bujhay to dariya hay…!!!!

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Love SMS 2011, Mujhy Moat Sy Dar Lagta Hi

January 26th, 2011 by Shani | 1 Comment | Filed in Love Sms

Mein jo chahon aik pal me nata tor lon tm say

Par me buzdil hon mujhy moat sy dar lgta hy

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Love SMS 2011, Uski Chahat se

January 26th, 2011 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Love Sms

Uski chahat se iqrar na karte,

Uski kasmo ka aitbar na karte.

Agar pata hota hum sirf mazak
hain un ka liye..

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SMS, Bakra SMS

November 24th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Patli si gali me ek Bakra khara tha.

Girl to a boy:

Ae Mr. ye Bakra maarta to nhi hai?

Boy:

Bakri ki to mar leta hai.

Apki pta nhi..!!

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SMS, Happy Winter Season

November 23rd, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Sms

“Aik Khoobsoorat Nazam sab larkio k lie ”

“Kaisa lagta hai”
“Kaisa lagta hai”
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Double Meaning Sms, Boojho to Jane

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

“Boojho to jane”

Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai

Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai

Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai

Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai

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Double Meaning Sms, 1 Ghanta Bhi Bahot Tha

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?

GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,

Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,

Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,

Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay, (more…)

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Poetry SMS, Mein Diya Hoon Toote Mazaar Ka

July 20th, 2010 by Shani | 1 Comment | Filed in Poetry

Mein Diya Hoon Toote Mazaar Ka
Sar Shaam Kisne Jala Diya
Teri Berukhi ki Adaoon Ne
Mujhe Zarra Zarra Bana Diya

Nai Manzilon Par Puhanch Kar Bhi
Yahi Sochta Hoon Ke kis Tarah
Kin Rastoon Pe Mile The Ham
Kin Raston Ne Juda Kiya

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2010 Decent SMS, Waqt Sy Pehly

July 5th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Decent Sms

“Waqt se pehley aur naseeb se ziada kisi ko kuch nahi milta.”

“zindagi wo nahi hy jo hum sochtey hain,

zindagi wo hy jo hum jeetey ha”

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Funny Message, Qomi Tarana

April 14th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai

Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain Sangeet

Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai

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