Posts Tagged ‘text messages’

Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Pathan Or sardar

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms, Sardar Sms

Pathan Or sardar

sardar on ph: Hello (221714)
pathan, Kia???
urdu mai bolo yara.
sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda

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Naughty Daughter

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Naughty Daughter:

dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare ga>

beti dosre din jab gher ayi to us ne kaha k dadi noor to aisa charha k subha hi otra

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Elephant & Mouse

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

A mouse fucking an elephant in coconut farm, a coconut falls on elephants head
Elephant: “Ouch“
Mouse: “Ouch vouch kuch nahi gaandu, apna SHOT tu aisa hee hota he“!!

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Funny adult sms 6

October 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Funny Adult Sms 6

mehfil e sex sajow tu kuch baat banay

doulat e kiss lutaow tu kuch baat banay

doodh feeder say peena gawara nahi humay

direct mammon say piloaw tu kuch baat banay

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Love Text Messages

October 14th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Love Text Messages

Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha,

Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai??
4 larkian sharmatay hue
sir hamara

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Text Messages (English)

These was noise in class and teacher was not there..

principal entered in class anasked angrily:

who’s period is this?

4 girls while shame

sir our period.

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Bazaar market

September 23rd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Santabanta Sms

Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.

Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

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