Posts Tagged ‘text messages’

Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Shayari, Kuch Rishtay Anjany Main

August 10th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Shayari sms

Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain,

Pehle dil phir zindagi say jur jatay hain,

Kehtay hain us haseen daur ko pyaar,

Jisme log zindagi say bhi pyare ho jatay hain

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2010 Adult Jokes, Kuch Maza Aya

July 5th, 2010 by Shani | 1 Comment | Filed in Adult Jokes

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se:

jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
/
B’V =aap ko aaya?
/
SHOHAR= bohat!
/

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Funny Message, Qomi Tarana

April 14th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai

Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain Sangeet

Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai

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Decent Text, Chand Khobsurat Ya Main

April 12th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Decent Sms

Usne kaha

Chand khobsurat

Ya Main?

Maine kaha

Ye to nhi janta

Mgar,

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Ghazal SMS, Shaan Se Pyar Ka

March 10th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Ghazal SMS

Shaan Se Pyar Ka Izhar Karenge
Teri Mohabbat Pe Jaan Bhi Nisar Karenge

Dekh K Jalegi Duniya Saari,
Is Kadar Tujhpe Aitbaar Karenge

Denge Salaami Sab Humko, (more…)

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Raakh ho giya

November 23rd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Break Up Sms

Break Up Sms

Raakh Ho Giya Chaman Armano Ka
Naam-O-Nishan Bhi Na Bacha Mere Afsano Ka
Barbadi Per Ranj-O-Gham Kesa Yaroo
Hashar Yeho Hota Hao Dewano Ka…

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Bhen ka

October 23rd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

1 mohager apni bhen k kamrey main gya.

usne wahan 1 plastic ka Lun dekha,

or bola acha……
To ye hota hai Bhen ka Lora….

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Let me kiss ur lips,

October 22nd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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Help Line

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

““ HELP LINE ““

Agr ap kanjar han to han to 1 ka BTN dabayan.

Agr ap dalal han to 2 ka BTN dabayan.

Agr ap apni chote or khubsorat bahan pash karna chatay han to 3 ka BTN dabayan.

Agr ap apni harkat per mafee mangna chahtay han to hmaray numaenday ko wapas SMS karayan.

Agr ap may ya khubeyan mojod han to app koe BTN na dabayan, hamay app per yakeen hay.

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1 Pathan

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
!
!
!
!
Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

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