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Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Diwali Rape Case

October 26th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Diwali Sms

Diwali Rape Case:

rape case

wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?

larki: koi bahar ka tha

wakeel: woh kaisay?

larki: kion kay itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay

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Pathan Fails

October 26th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Pathan Sms

Pathan Fails

pathan jab aik khobsorat larkay ko phasanay may naakam hogaya tu gussay say bola“
thik hay bachay agar tum zindagi bhar aapni phool jaisi gaand say tatti karnay ka kaam laina chahta hay tu tera marzi“

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One Chance

October 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Sardar Sms

One Chance

sardar kay ghar 7 betian hogai tu uss nay akhbar may aid diya “munda paida karan tu tariqa dasoo“

bengal say letter aya “bv ko mochli diyo“

haryana say letter aya “ bv nu milk shake diyo“

newyork say letter aya “ bv nu coke diyo“

pakistan say letter aya “ek mouqa sanu diyo“

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Pathan with girl

October 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

pathan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola:
Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi:
Girl nahi karongi
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?

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Sardar‘s Son asks his Father :

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

Sardar‘s Son asks his Father :
What is the meaning of
Sign “L“ on the car Screen ?

Sardar said : Iss Da Matlab Hay keh Driver Nu Drivery da LUN V nai pata.


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