Posts Tagged ‘Sexy SMS’

Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Double Meaning Sms, Boojho to Jane

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

“Boojho to jane”

Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai

Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai

Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai

Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai

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Double Meaning Sms, 1 Ghanta Bhi Bahot Tha

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Double Meaning Sms

B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?

GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,

Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,

Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,

Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay, (more…)

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Sexy SMS, Sexy Installation

October 8th, 2010 by Shani | 1 Comment | Filed in Adult Sms

Boy: Kia may ap ka software dekh sakta hoo?

Girl: Ok lekin Pehlay mujhay apna hardware to dikao!

Boy: (Dikhatey huway) Girl: oh ap ka processor to Intel P4 hay!

Boy: thanks… Ab may isay install kar loo?

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Rape SMS, Merry Mar Low

October 8th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya

Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?

Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha

Usne kha:

“Merry Marlow”

bus mai ne maardi

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Sexy SMS, 22 December

October 8th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?

Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC

Boy: Koi Khas Wja?

Girl: Shrmatay Huay..

Suna Hai

k

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Adult Jokes, Paper Dene or Sex Karne K Baad

October 7th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad

Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti Hai ;

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Sexy SMS, Boy to Girl

September 14th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Boy: Kash main tumhare

hasen honton ki lip stick hota..

Girl replied:

Shukar karo nahi ho warna

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Adult SMS, Mehfil e Sex Sajaow

September 14th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

mehfil e sex sajaow tu kuch baat banay

doulat e kiss lutaow tu kuch baat banay

doodh feeder say peena gawara nahi

humay direct mammon say piloaw tu kuch baat banay

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Eid SMS, Dont happy on this Eid

September 14th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Sms *

Usne utari saree

fir aayi peticoat ki bari

blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar

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Sexy SMS, Larka Larki sy

August 29th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.

Larki:
Lux

Larka:

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