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shopkeeper jump

December 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!

Send By Shakeel posted in Hindi Adult Sms

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Dil ki batien

December 10th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Break Up Sms

New Break Up sms

Tum dil ki batien ki samjho
Tum aag lagana seekh gaye
Tum aag bujhana kia jano
Rk baar agar tum roth gaye
Hum tumko mana hee layn gay magar
Ek baar agar hum roth gaye
Tum humko manana kia jano
Kuch saath chaly kuch choor gaye
wade jo kiye wo torr gaye
Sath tou banaty rehty ho magar
Tum saath nibhaha kia jano

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