Posts Tagged ‘Punjabi Sms’

Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Punjabi SMS, Hi Rabba Aj

October 8th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Sms

Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha

Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia

Pas betha baba bola: hi rabba aj

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Punjabi SMS, Wo Jaga Choom Li Faraz

August 5th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Shayari

Us ke qadam jahan parre hum ne woh jagha choom li FARAZ

Aur Woh meri ami ko keh gayi

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Punjabi Shayari, BABA BULLEY SHAH farmaya

March 25th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Shayari

BABA BULLEY SHAH farmaya

Kalyan ishq kamna okha

Kisy nu yaar banana okha

Payar payar te har koi boly

Kar k payar nibhana okha

Har koi dokhaan te hass lenda ae

Kisi da darrd wandana okha

Galaan nal nai rutby mildy

Jogi bhes watana okha

Koi kisy di gaal nai sunda

Lokaan nu samjhana okha!!

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Rab Diyan Rehmatan

December 2nd, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Sms

Unj tenu Rab dian rehmatan batheriyan,
jithe kite jaye gallan hundiya ne teriyan,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove jani tey dasana zaroor

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Teacher Girl Se….

October 27th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

Teacher Girl Se….
Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein?

Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein.

Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain
TaTTay Lagay Hoay Hain
Ham To Roze Aatay Hain…!!!

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sher da puttar

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Sardar Sms

sher da puttar

Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘……

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Bathroom mein

October 18th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Sardar Sms

Wife:Bathroom mein Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….

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dost keevén Päyi dä?

October 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Friendship Sms, Punjabi Sms

dost keevén Päyi dä?

Löki Püchdéy dost dä Pyär keevén Päyi dä?

“Dil” Häth té rakh k dost Nääl läg Jäyi dä,

“Zäkhmään” nü Chüpä k dost nü Häsäyi dä ,

Ghält hövéy “dost” te Pyär nääl Sämjhäi dä,

Rüs Jävé dost te “Jind-Jän” nääl Mänäi dä

Enä Pyär “dost” nääl Päyi dä

k jé Räbb Bülävé dost nü

tä “AAp” Tür Jäyidä.

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Aik sardar or orat

October 12th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Sms, Sardar Sms

Aik sardar g say train main 1 orat ne pocha

Aik sardar g say train main 1 orat ne pocha.
pashab karne ki jaga dika dain.
sardar g kafi deer sharmane k bad bole.
pehly tum dikhao.

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