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1 Pathan ki mout

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Pathan Sms

1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!. Per uski laash haste hue mili, Farishton ne pocha aisa kion? Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai

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1 Pathan

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

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Pathan Or sardar

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms, Sardar Sms

Pathan Or sardar

sardar on ph: Hello (221714)
pathan, Kia???
urdu mai bolo yara.
sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda

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Pathan with girl

October 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

pathan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola:
Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi:
Girl nahi karongi
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?

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Pathan In Hospital

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha…

Pathan: ro keon rahay ho?

Admy: Blood Test Krana ha
Ungly Katany paray ge….

pathan in hospital

pathan in hospital

Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga…

Admy: Tum keon ronay lagay???

Pathan: Main na Peshaab Test krana tha.

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Funny Pathan

October 6th, 2008 by Zillo | 1 Comment | Filed in Funny Sms

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

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Sheikh Phathan

October 3rd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms, Sheikh Sms

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa

ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi

TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE

ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?

PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki

KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE

TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . .

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