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Pathan Funny Sms, Pathan kisi lrki k ghar

November 24th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan kisi lrki k ghar rishta le kr gaya,

Lrki k maa bap: hmari beti abhi parh rai hy…

pathan: koi baat nai, ham ghante baad a jaega.!

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Pathan SMS, Larki Sharma Kr Boli

October 21st, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan puts his hand on his girlfriend’s hand

while driving From Islamabad 2 Lhr

Larki Sharmai aur Boli

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Pathan SMS, Where is Abu Dahbi

October 20th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan goes

For job intrview .

Manager to pathan: “where is abu dabi?”

pathan:

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Pathan SMS, Gheebat K Case main

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Jail me pathan se Qaidi ne pocha:
kis case mei ho?

Pathan:
GHEEBAT k case mei

Qaidi:
gheebat?Wo kaisey?

Pathan:
wo hum Larkey ka peeth peechey burai kia tha

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Rape SMS, Merry Mar Low

October 8th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya

Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?

Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha

Usne kha:

“Merry Marlow”

bus mai ne maardi

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Pathan SMS, Laly ki Jaan

October 8th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend

Pathan said: Can i kiss u?

Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove

Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?

Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.

Pathan: can i fuck u?

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Pathan SMS, Pathan Messages

September 14th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan ne Pathar tortay huwe achanak

Qalabazi khai

Supervizer bola: Khan dobara karo

Hum 1000 Rs dega

Pathan: Tum Lakh b do hum

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Pathan SMS, Nurse Bahut Achi Rakhi Hi

August 29th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Patient to Doc:

Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu,

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Pathan ka khawab

November 11th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Pathan ka khawab

aik pathan ko us ke khuwab main usse koi chod deta hai woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai kyun?
kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge

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Pathan Fails

October 26th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Pathan Sms

Pathan Fails

pathan jab aik khobsorat larkay ko phasanay may naakam hogaya tu gussay say bola“
thik hay bachay agar tum zindagi bhar aapni phool jaisi gaand say tatti karnay ka kaam laina chahta hay tu tera marzi“

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