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Romantic SMS, Ye Mera Ishq Tha

November 8th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Romantic Sms

~Ye Mera Ishq Tha K Diwangi Ki Intiha “$äqì”

~Teray Qareeb Say Guzar Gaya Teray Hi Khayal Mein…

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shakalaka boom

December 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Adult Sms

Bra kholi to “shakalaka bumbum”… chaddi kholi to “khul ja
simsim”… andar dala to “kya masti kya dhum”… aur bahar aya to “tay tay
fish”. Maal zabrdast hai .. !!

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Adult sms dad gone

December 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Adult Sms

1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.

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kia khail ishq ne khela hai

December 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Adult Poetry

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe

Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

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ubharta hai faraz

December 11th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Faraz Sms

Faraz Sms

FARAZ fr0m grave yard:

Aajkal boys k honton pe ubharta hai faraz.

In ki Gaand pe sholay sa Q jalta hai faraz.

Karte hain maa chudaiyan subha shaam takhllus se mere.

Har shair ki maa chod kar aagey likhte hain faraz.

Shayad in ki kisi faraz ne mari hai GAAND.

Ya phir choD K in ki behnon ko bhaga tha faraz.

Khabardar jo kisi ne ab ruswa kiya mujhe.

Gaand me ghuss k phat jayega faraz….!!

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merry marlow

December 11th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult sms

Ek Admi ne train me Videsi GORI ka rape kar diya.

Judge-Tumne iske sat galt kam q kiya?

Admi-Mene nam pucha tha, she said
MERRY MARLOW, bas firkya.!

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barishon ka mosam main

December 11th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Break Up Sms

Latest Break Up Sms!

Barishon k mosam mai
tmhe yad krne ki adatain purani hain
Ab ki bar socha hai
purani adatain badl dalain
Lakin phir khyal aya
adatain badlne se
barishain tu nhi rukti…..

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humain bhee muhabat thi

December 10th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Break Up Sms

Break Up Sms

Humne Bhi mohabbat ki thi mager
Kuch b na mila hasret k siwa
Tumne bhi Hamy Ilzam dia
Kia kahen isse Qismet k siwa
Sunty thy wafa jo kerty hain
Inam Wafa paa jaty hain
Chahat ki Nazar Rakhny waly
Chahat ka sila paa jaty hain
Dekha to koi anjam nahi
Ulfat ka nafret k siwa
Aesa to kabhi socha b nahi tha
Tum hamse Juda ho sakti ho
Jis dil pe tha naaz tumhe
Iss Dil se Khafa ho sakti ho
Chaha tha tumhara pyar mager
Kuch paa na saky tohmat k siwa

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being specially

December 10th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Sms

The bunch of
*FLOWERS*
is being specially
delivered to you
&
Your family.
Just to say….

“EID MUBARAK”

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sheri rehman

December 9th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Zardari sms

Zardari Sms

Sheri Rehman see Dosti achi nahi Zardari…
Teri Bachiyan Jawaan hain Kuch tu Khayal kar…..

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