Posts Tagged ‘naughty’

Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Judge Pati or Patni

December 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

JUDGE :- aap apni patni se talaq kyon chahate hai ?
PATI : – Main patni ke sath Bistar par khush nahi hu,
PATNI :- (gusse me ):- jab sara mohalla khush hai to tum kyon nahi!!!

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Khoon ka badla khoon

December 18th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

A boy donated blood 2 his GF. Kuch din bad ladai ho gayi.Boy ne apna khoon manga to girl ne apna whisper uske muh pr mara aur boli-monthly instalmnt me milega.

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oh my dear

December 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

New year Sms

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy “NEW YEAR”!

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closest thing to women period

December 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come

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mobile rules

December 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult sms

Mobile ko kabhi pichhe ke pocket me mat rakhna,battery fategi to gand fat jayegi,log hath se gand dhote hain,aur tum gand se hath dho baithoge.

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me teri bahoun main ana chahti houn

December 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Desi Poetry

Me teri bahon meiN ana chahti hun,
Apne lips tere lips se milana chahti hun,
Apne gore tan se utaar k sab kapre,
Mei tere bistar ko sajana chahti hun,
Tujhe apni chhati ka nazara dikha k,
Usey tere hathon se dabwana chahti hun.
Apni dono tango ko thora sa khol k,
Apni sharamgah main dikhana chati hun,
Meri sharamgah ko sehlana tum,
Aj is ka lutf b me uthana chati hun,
Muje tum bistar pe lejakar masal dalo,
Apna kanwarapan me torwana chahti hun.

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ah mar gai

December 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

ah
oh

dheere
ah

mar gayi
ah
oh

ahah

chal ab bas kar

1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

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Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms, Naughty sms

Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl.
Ankhon Mei Wohi Jaam Liye Honton Pe Wohi MusKaan Liye Kahan Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye


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School Teacher

October 14th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha

Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,

thodi hum karte hain,

bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!

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