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Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

ek larki ke shadi hoti hai

December 8th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Adult Sms

ek larki ki shadi hoti he per us ka hole khula hota hay!
uski maa kehti hay ‘apne hole mein koi kapra daal le manhoos’
larki jaldi mein MQM ka flag daal leti he! dulha chodta hay
to flag bahar nikal jata hay. dulha ghusey mein kehta hai
‘in bhen chodo ne yaha bhi sector office khol liya’

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Milkman

December 8th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Ul Azha sms

Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi aa rahay thay??

Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thi

Sardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le aatay!

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Eid or husband ke first night

December 7th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Eid Sms

On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?

Wife: No… No…
Actually it is first time at night…. ;->

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dil laga kar parhna

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Ul Azha Sms

Ghar Waloun ka kehna hai kay beta dill laga kar pharhna
lakin unhain kon samjhay

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kay dill laganay kay baad study kahan hoti hai

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Dont happy on this Eid

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Eid Sms

*Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!**

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Pathan on this Eid

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Adult Sms

Pathan’s wife during sex:ah ah dagha da lora da pish pish oee pishhhhhhh…
Pathan:oye aisi awazai mat nikalo khochi hamara peshab nikal jaega…

Special Messages on This Eid

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Kacha no ho adult sms

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

Arz Kiya Hai..Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho…
Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho….

Aur Mohabbat Aise nibhao Ke Baccha Na Ho :-)

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Yoon honton say hont mila lena

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena…

Phir hath mumon pay phair dena..

Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena…

Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena

Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana..

Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana

Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay.

Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana

Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana.

Kuch choot main Lun Dala dena

Aur choot main Khoob Ghuma dena

Phir main Bhee Lun pay bathoon gee.

Aur khoob Chudai kawaoon gee.

Aur Apni Piays Bughaoon gee.

Aur Tumhari Piays Barhaon gee.

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Sms Marketing

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

A Man was selling His Product By Shouting!

Shair Ka Pinjra 10 Rs mein Shair ka Pinjra 10 Rs mein

Logo ne Pas ja ker Daikh tou Vo

Underware Baich raha tha

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pal do pal me he milti hai khushi

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Friendship Sms

Friendship Sms

Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhaye
vo dost milte hai kam..
Jaise ke….
U ME aur HUM..

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