Posts Tagged ‘messages’

Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

everything is incomplete without me

December 21st, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Cool Sms, Decent Sms

Everything Is Incomplete Without ME

..mory

Co..dy

Ti..

Ga..

So..thing

..aning

Even This ..ssage!

So Dont Forget ME.

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Wife saw a dream

December 21st, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!

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kissing is an inquiry

December 20th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in kiss sms

A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

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sardar running behind bus

December 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Sardar Sms

Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asks driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!

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Khoon ka badla khoon

December 18th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

A boy donated blood 2 his GF. Kuch din bad ladai ho gayi.Boy ne apna khoon manga to girl ne apna whisper uske muh pr mara aur boli-monthly instalmnt me milega.

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Daily karo

December 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

Sex karo daily,
Agar woh mil jai Akeli,
agar na mile akeli,
tu pakar lo uss ki saheli,
agar na mile saheli,
tu Zindabad hatheli,
lekin sex karo daily,

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Aik Lund

December 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

aik lund…
rang gora.
Qadd 8 inch.
Rubber ka chogha pehne huwe.
tattoun ka tawaaazun theek nahi..

jin sahab ko milay gaand main lele.

Submit by Ali posted in adult sms

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Arz Kia Hai

December 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult sms

Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Tehray Na Phool Galay Main Mere Haar K Dard Un Ko Huwa To Nikaal Liya Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peron Main Sarkar K Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K

From: Shahrukh (s4spacejamm@hotmail.com) Posted in Adult Sms

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deewani larki

December 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

Kuch lena tha usay…

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi

Jab bi milti thi muijhey…..

Ye hi pocha karti thi……

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

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Mom Baloon

December 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Karo sms

Funny Adult Sms

Child looking her mom breast: ye kia he?
Mom: baloon.
Child: aunti k baloon baray kyun hain?
Mom: tune un k kb dekhay?
Child: jb abbu us me hawa bhr rahay thay.

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