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Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

One Chance

October 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Sardar Sms

One Chance

sardar kay ghar 7 betian hogai tu uss nay akhbar may aid diya “munda paida karan tu tariqa dasoo“

bengal say letter aya “bv ko mochli diyo“

haryana say letter aya “ bv nu milk shake diyo“

newyork say letter aya “ bv nu coke diyo“

pakistan say letter aya “ek mouqa sanu diyo“

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Kid & Father

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.

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