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latest Eid ul Azha sms

December 7th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Ul Azha sms

Shadi ki pehli raat husband apni biwi ki choot k andar aik ungli
dalta hai.
Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na

Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai

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Salad banany ka tareeka

December 7th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Ul Azha Sms

Aaj main apko salad banany ka tareeka batate hoon. Sab se pehly
aap 1 kheera lein…

agar takleef ho rahi hey to nikal lein otherwise enjoy karein…

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every night

December 7th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Ul Azha sms

Research shows men r fat than women bcoz every night
men get fresh milk & 2 big apples,while women only get
1 banana 2 peanuts & 1 teaspoon of maiyonaise

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eid ul azha or faraz

December 7th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Faraz Sms

Eid Ul Azha Sms

Top Movies Of The Year:
1.Faraz Is King
2.Mission Faraz
3.Jane Tu ya jane faraz
4.Faraz 2050
5.Faraz Zamen Pr
6.Faraz Shanti Faraz
7.Aaja Nachle Faraz

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It’s Challange for you

December 7th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Ul Azha Sms

It’s Callange for you

agar app ko kissi larki kee lash millay tu kasiay pata karian gay kay woh
larki hindu hai ya muslim

khoob soch kar jawab dena i am waiting…

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dil laga kar parhna

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Ul Azha Sms

Ghar Waloun ka kehna hai kay beta dill laga kar pharhna
lakin unhain kon samjhay

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kay dill laganay kay baad study kahan hoti hai

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Eid or Bachay

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Sms

Aik admi dosray admi say
yeh bachay itnay shararti kioun hotay hain?

Dosra Admi bola
joo cheez banti shararat say ho woh cheez
sharif kaisy ho sakti hai

hehehhe

Need more sms on you mobile send sms to me on this number 03077323380 i will send you a lot messages.

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Use condomn on Eid

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Funny Sms

A sardar breaks an egg to make an omellette.
He notices that the egg is empty.Sardar says,
‘Bhenchod aaj kal murghey bhi condomn use karne lage!!!!!’

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Eid Ul Azaha messages or girl

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Ul – Azha Sms

Girls Reactions to penis Sizes:
..8′: Aah marDaala
..7′: Oh ya, Oh yes
..6′: Oh perfect!
..5′: Mm Ok
..4′: Push more
..3′: Is it in?
..2′: Hai b K nahi?

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Bakra Eid Special Sms

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Bakra Eid Special Sms

Ek Pathan apni Haircutting ka dhukan groundflor se fist flor
par shift karta hai aur nechay bord laga kar likhta hai
Nechay ka ball katanay ka dukan uper hai

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