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Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Sad Shayari, Wo Kon Hi

October 13th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Shayari sms

Mujhay udaas dekh kar zamanay nai sawal kiya

wo kon hai jis nai tera yai haal kiya

mai nay kaha muhabbat hay jo meri un k sath hai

wohi nahi sath mere bus itni si baat hai

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kissing is an inquiry

December 20th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in kiss sms

A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

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playing to win

December 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Islamic Sms

Play The Game Of Life With The Attitude Of
“PLAYING TO WIN”
And
Not Wid The Attitude Of
“PLAYING NOT TO LOSE”
(Think About It, It Makes ALot Difference)

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shakalaka boom

December 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Adult Sms

Bra kholi to “shakalaka bumbum”… chaddi kholi to “khul ja
simsim”… andar dala to “kya masti kya dhum”… aur bahar aya to “tay tay
fish”. Maal zabrdast hai .. !!

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Altaf Bhai

December 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Politics Sms

Politics Sms

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

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my wife is better

December 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult funny Sms

2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
”U were right, your wife is better..

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4 eggs

December 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u

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tujhey dekh kar

December 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Poetry Sms

Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker

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kia khail ishq ne khela hai

December 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Adult Poetry

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe

Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

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Dhoodh wali

December 12th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Hindi messages

2 pagal ja rahy thay in kay samnay say 1 oorat ja rahii thi is
nay aonai bra main bicket rakay hooe thay
1 pagal:ya kia ker rahii hay?????
2 pagal: yar samja ker na doodh main bicket deboo ker kha rahii hay

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