Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asks driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!
JUDGE :- aap apni patni se talaq kyon chahate hai ?
PATI : – Main patni ke sath Bistar par khush nahi hu,
PATNI :- (gusse me ):- jab sara mohalla khush hai to tum kyon nahi!!!
Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Tehray Na Phool Galay Main Mere Haar K Dard Un Ko Huwa To Nikaal Liya Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peron Main Sarkar K Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K
From: Shahrukh (s4spacejamm@hotmail.com) Posted in Adult Sms
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!
With all the Rose’s Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children’s Smiles…I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006*