Posts Tagged ‘Girls Sms’

Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Funny SMS, Govt Ka Sath Dain

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Flood ki waja se bahot sy janwar zaia hoo gay hain,

baqi joo janwar bachy hain unhoon ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai,

dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi,

is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai k is muskil waqt mein hukumat ka sath den
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Adult Jokes, Paper Dene or Sex Karne K Baad

October 7th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad

Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti Hai ;

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Adult SMS, Tum Larkiyan B

September 23rd, 2010 by Shani | 2 Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Boy:

Tum larkiyan b pepsi ki tarha hoti ho

jitna piyo utna maza.

Girl:

Tum larkey b

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Sexy SMS, Boy to Girl

September 14th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Boy: Kash main tumhare

hasen honton ki lip stick hota..

Girl replied:

Shukar karo nahi ho warna

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2010 Funny SMS, Boy to Girl

July 31st, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Boy: Q ro rahi ho?

Girl: Marks km hen.

Boy: Kitny hen?

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Adult Sms Benefit of Girl

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms One Girl

Girls ar best vehicles:
Front 2 Horns.
Back 2 Bumpers.
Self Lubricant When Hot.
Monthly Automatic Oil Change.
Highest Mileage of 9 Mnth

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