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One More Try Girl

September 29th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

PUSSY PUSSY LITTLE STAR LET ME RUB U IN THA SALWAR ,

UP ABOVE THA LEGS SO HIGH,

ALWAYS WET NEVER DRY,

COME ON BABY DON’T FEEL SHY ,

GIVE ME BABY ONE MORE TRY!!

Karo Karo or kartay jao Paa jee….

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Dirty sms larki

September 28th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms, Funny Sms

1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajan Kiya 58kg…
Sandal utari 56kg…
Jacket utari 53kg…
Fir Dupata utara 52kg…
aur coin khatm… 
1Bhikhari bola…
Tu chalu rakh sikke mai daluga.

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Dirty Sms

September 28th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

Touch it gently.. 
Put ur finger inside.. 
If hole is big put three fingers…. 
Rub it up & down gently… 

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…. that’s the right way of washing a glass!

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Dirty Sms

September 28th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Wife: My hubby & I have, what I call Olympic sex. 

Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? 

Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years!

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Dirtry Sms

September 28th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Dirty Sms

Boy: Aunty ur apples are touching me..

Aunty: it’s my apples

Boy: Ok d apples r urs but juice is coming out of my banana!

Karo karo or kartay jao must raho!

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