Posts Tagged ‘Gandy Sms’

Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Love SMS 2011, Mujhy Moat Sy Dar Lagta Hi

January 26th, 2011 by Shani | 1 Comment | Filed in Love Sms

Mein jo chahon aik pal me nata tor lon tm say

Par me buzdil hon mujhy moat sy dar lgta hy

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SMS, Bakra SMS

November 24th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Patli si gali me ek Bakra khara tha.

Girl to a boy:

Ae Mr. ye Bakra maarta to nhi hai?

Boy:

Bakri ki to mar leta hai.

Apki pta nhi..!!

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Sardar SMS, Lulli Phas Gai

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Sardar Sms

Sardar! kal pehli vari main bv di yaad Bhulan wasty

sharab Di Botal da Sahara laeta..

Friend: Faer ke hoya?

SARDAR: Hona ki C.. Buss Lulli phas gai Botel Vich!!*

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Pathan SMS, Gheebat K Case main

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Jail me pathan se Qaidi ne pocha:
kis case mei ho?

Pathan:
GHEEBAT k case mei

Qaidi:
gheebat?Wo kaisey?

Pathan:
wo hum Larkey ka peeth peechey burai kia tha

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Gandy SMS, Muthal Boy

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Mazy K Drops Tatton K Andar Bethey Apas Men Baaten Ker Rahe Thy..

1. Main Bahir Jaa K Pilot Bano Ga..

2. Main Bahir Jaa K Engineer Bano Ga..

3. Main Bahir Ja Ker Doctor Bano Ga..

4th Qatra Dorta Huwa Aaya r Bola..

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“Nasso Pehn Chodo..

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Gandy SMS, BACHON KA HARAMI PAN

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

BACHON KA HARAMI PAN.
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Bacha shopkeeper se:  Sooji hay Kia?

Shopkeeper:
Ji haan sooji hay.

Bacha:

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Gandy SMS, Bund Pehli Vari

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

1 Doctor

Ne mreez baba k 2 teeke lgaey or

teesra ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,

Baba smja ye b mare lye hai!

Baba dr se: putar bund paili wari vaikhi A?

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Gandy SMS, USA K Bar Me

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.

BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:

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Gandy SMS, Condom Ly loo

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

A vilage lady 2 Doctor: Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.

Dr: To yh lo CONDOM.

Vilage lady: ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.

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Gandy SMS, Mammay Dekh

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:

“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

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