Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

ah mar gai

December 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

ah
oh

dheere
ah

mar gayi
ah
oh

ahah

chal ab bas kar

1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

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4 eggs

December 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u

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Eid Ho Jaye

December 4th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Eid Sms

Eid Sms

____(`*•.¸ (`*•.¸ ¸.•*´) ¸.•* )
_..::¨`•.¸* Eid Mubarak! *¸.•`¨::..
______.(¸.•*(¸.•*´ `*•.¸)*•.¸).________

Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye

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Papa or beta

December 4th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Funny Text Messages

papa:beta yeh lo 20 rs mama ko nahi batana may
nokrani kay sath soya tha
kid:papa aap boht kanjos ho mama mujhay 100 rs
daiti hain jab woh driver kay sath soti hain

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2008 main dulha kia mangta hai

December 2nd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Funny Sms

1968
Dulha jahez me TV mangta tha,
1978
Motor Cycle,
1988
Plot,
1998
AC & car,
2008
Dulha jahez me ZERO meter dulhan mangta hy!

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Very Romantic Girls

December 2nd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Funny Adult Sms

aaj kal ki larkiyan bohot romantic ho gaie hain,
foto copy ki dukan pe ja k kehtien hain
bhaiya agay pechay se 2. 2 bar kar do ;)

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Kutty apni nazar hata

November 30th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Funny Sms

GirL In A Party To A Man:Excues Me Sir
Kia Ap Mere FACE Se 1 Cheez Hata Sakte Hein?

Man Khush Hote Hue
Han Han Bolo Kia?
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GirL:Kuttay Apni Nazr Hata.

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message ko delete kar do

November 30th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Funny Sms

Ek kaam kar yaar

tu na

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”

”

is msg ko DELETE kar de isme kuch nhi hai.

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Success With Your Age

November 26th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Funny Sms

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
   At age 12, success is...having friends.
     At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
       At age 20, success is...having sex.
        At age 35, success is...having money.
        At age 50, success is...having money.
       At age 60, success is...having sex.
     At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
   At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

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Arz kia hai

November 8th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Funny Adult sms, latest adult sms

“Arz Kia Hai“

Funny Adult Sms

Funny Adult Sms

Jan-e-Mann Mujhe Maar Daalo,
Zara Meri Paint Me Haath Dalo,
Lamba Lage To Kaat Dalo,
Mota Lagay To Chaat Dalo,
Acha Lagay To Apni CHOOT Mein LE Dalo…

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