Posts Tagged ‘Funny Text SMS’

Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Funny SMS, Pakistani Heroin

November 17th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:

Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!

Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!

Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!! (more…)

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Funny SMS, O level school kay bachay

October 31st, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

O Level School k bachay Minar-e-Pakistan k top pe:

Wow man,wt a gr8, kool view of the city!

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Govt skool k bachy:

Oye thalay lokaan tay thook suttiay;?

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Funny SMS, Aaj to Aadmi Bhej Do

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Ladies Hostel se ek aurat ne WAPDA k office phone kiya.

aur complain ki:

Aaj to aadmi bhej do,

Larkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kam chala rahi hain.

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Funny SMS, Kash Main

August 9th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Kaash main
tumhain dekhon
Jab TUM Kapre
UTAARO

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Funny SMS, Funny But True

August 4th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Funny But True

1 Fauji dosre se: Yaar General kehta hai k is baar jung computer se larri jaye gi…

2nd Fauji:Haan, Mizail computer se control hote hain naa..

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2010 Funny SMS, Boy to Girl

July 31st, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Boy: Q ro rahi ho?

Girl: Marks km hen.

Boy: Kitny hen?

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2010 Funny SMS, Aik Faqeer

July 4th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Shadeed garmi mein Bus stop pe log bus k intizar mein kharay thay. Aik faqeer aya sub se bheek li

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Funny SMS, Women r like an Internet Virus

March 1st, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Women r like an Internet Virus

they

ENTER ur Life,

SCAN ur pockets,

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Funny SMS, Heer and Ranjha

January 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Heer—-Ranjha

Ranjha:main tumhare pyar me barbad ho gaya, ruswa ho gaya,

zalil-o-khwar ho gaya

Heer

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KANJRA mein keri Doctor bn gei aaan

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