Phoolon Ko Phool Pasand Hai,

DiLon Ko DiL Pasand Hai,

Shaiar Ko Shayeri Pasand Hai,

Kisi Ki Pasand Se Hame Kya,

Hame To Bas Aap Ki..

Girl Friend Pasand Hai..

Tags: Funny Sms, Sms

Jazz Balance

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!

Funny Sms in English

One girl was while standing
Nor she was sending sms neither calling…

But her blance was dropping…
know?

She was standing on one foot!

Tags: Funny Sms, Sms

Waiter

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.

CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?

Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->

Funny Sms in english

Cutomer: what is the menu today?
Waiter: 1000 things are in the menu.

Customer: With surprised Wao! What are these?
Waiter: 1000 beats

Tags: Funny Sms, Sms