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Posts Tagged ‘Funny Sms’
Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages
Santa marriage
September 24th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Santabanta SmsSanta: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Tags: Funny Sms, mohsin, santabanta, Santabanta Sms, Sirf
Santa ki chatri
September 23rd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Santabanta SmsSanta ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Tags: Funny Sms, Karo sms, Santabanta Sms
Jailor Funny Sms
September 22nd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Santabanta SmsJailor Funny Sms
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
Tags: Funny Sms, santabanta, Sms
Funny Sms Page 5
September 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Smsfunny sms, karo fun, karo, or kartay jao!
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
“Of course, why would Friday be an exception?”
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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby’s father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
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At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living.
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de… Dusri kiran hasi de… Teesri tandurasti… Chouthi kamyabi… Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.
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Funny Sms Page 4
September 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Smsfunny sms, karo fun, karo, or kartay jao!
Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon…
Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.
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How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
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Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.
Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.
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Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Khana?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.
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Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.
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Tags: Funny Sms, new funny sms
Funny Sms page 3
September 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Smsfunny sms, karo fun, karo, or kartay jao!
Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
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Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
and a matter of survival for a married man.
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New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):
General Students: Answer All questions
OBC: Write Any One question
SC: Only read questions
ST: Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation
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It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat…
It doesn’t! It actually makes u LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers!
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Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.
Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.
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Funny Sms Page 2
September 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny SmsFunny Sms, New Funny Sms, Must karo!
Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon…
Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.
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How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
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Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.
Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.
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Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Khana?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.
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Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.
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Funny Sms
September 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny SmsFunny Sms, Karo, karo or kartay jao!
Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
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elling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor,
and a matter of survival for a married man.
*************************************************************************************************************
New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):
General Students: Answer All questions
OBC: Write Any One question
SC: Only read questions
ST: Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation
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It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes u LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers!
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Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.
Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.
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Tags: Funny Sms
