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One Chance

October 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Sardar Sms

One Chance

sardar kay ghar 7 betian hogai tu uss nay akhbar may aid diya “munda paida karan tu tariqa dasoo“

bengal say letter aya “bv ko mochli diyo“

haryana say letter aya “ bv nu milk shake diyo“

newyork say letter aya “ bv nu coke diyo“

pakistan say letter aya “ek mouqa sanu diyo“

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Pathan with girl

October 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

pathan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola:
Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi:
Girl nahi karongi
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?

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Funny adult sms 6

October 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Funny Adult Sms 6

mehfil e sex sajow tu kuch baat banay

doulat e kiss lutaow tu kuch baat banay

doodh feeder say peena gawara nahi humay

direct mammon say piloaw tu kuch baat banay

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Sardar‘s Son asks his Father :

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms

Sardar‘s Son asks his Father :
What is the meaning of
Sign “L“ on the car Screen ?

Sardar said : Iss Da Matlab Hay keh Driver Nu Drivery da LUN V nai pata.


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