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Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Funny SMS, Aaj to Aadmi Bhej Do

October 18th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Ladies Hostel se ek aurat ne WAPDA k office phone kiya.

aur complain ki:

Aaj to aadmi bhej do,

Larkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kam chala rahi hain.

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Funny SMS, CHANDA

October 9th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Wo Stop Pe Thi

Me Dekhta Raha,

Himat Ki UsKe Paas Gya

Kaha “CHANDA”.

UsNe

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Funny SMS, Stupid Style

September 23rd, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai…

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai…

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

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Funny SMS, Jawanon K Liye Eham Nasihatein

September 16th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein

1) Khud ko mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi Lush Push bachi guzar jaye or tumhe pata bhi na chale.

2) Bike ho ya Car, Kisi Bi larkai koo dekh kar kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai.

3) Koshish karo k apne hum-umro se bad-zabani na karo, direct sir phar do kaminay ka.

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Funny SMS, Kash Main

August 9th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Kaash main
tumhain dekhon
Jab TUM Kapre
UTAARO

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Funny SMS, Funny But True

August 4th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Funny But True

1 Fauji dosre se: Yaar General kehta hai k is baar jung computer se larri jaye gi…

2nd Fauji:Haan, Mizail computer se control hote hain naa..

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Cool Funny messages

November 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Cool Sms

Cool Funny messages

World’s Shortest Horror Story

By “Martin Garner”

Contains Only The Following Lines..

“When The World’s Last Man

Was Alone In His Room,

The Door Was Knocked.”

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