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pehle kiss karo
December 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult SmsAdult Sms
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
Tags: funny, indian sms site, kiss, lovely sms port, make fun, make new kiss, sms blogs
oh my dear
December 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in UncategorizedNew year Sms
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy “NEW YEAR”!
Tags: collection, foolish, funny, guru, naughty, Poetry, short text
Mera Pati Mujh Say
December 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult JokesAurat doctor se: mera pati mujh se sex nhi krta.
doctor: ye 1 goli roz khilana.
aurat ne 1 goli pati ko di to rat ko pati ne sex kia,
aglay din usne 2 goli di to pati ne khub josh se sex kia,
3esray din aurat ne puri botel ki goliyan chai may mila kr khila di…
3 din bad doctor ne aurat k betay se haal chal pucha to
Beta bola : ammi mer gai hain chachi hospital may hai nokrani ne papa pe rape ka muqadma kr dia hai.
or meri g**nd abi b dukh rhe hai.
