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Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Funny SMS, Jawanon K Liye Eham Nasihatein

September 16th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein

1) Khud ko mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi Lush Push bachi guzar jaye or tumhe pata bhi na chale.

2) Bike ho ya Car, Kisi Bi larkai koo dekh kar kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai.

3) Koshish karo k apne hum-umro se bad-zabani na karo, direct sir phar do kaminay ka.

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Funny SMS, Kash Main

August 9th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Kaash main
tumhain dekhon
Jab TUM Kapre
UTAARO

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Funny SMS, Funny But True

August 4th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Funny But True

1 Fauji dosre se: Yaar General kehta hai k is baar jung computer se larri jaye gi…

2nd Fauji:Haan, Mizail computer se control hote hain naa..

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Pathan – Mat Karo

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Funny Sms, Pathan Sms

Pathan Mat karo

2 Pathano k beech fight ho rahi thi.
1 Pathan: Khocha ham tera kapra phar k tumko nanga kr dega.
2 Pathan: Khocha serious larai main Romantic baat mat karo…

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Peotry Sms | yeh kafir

September 23rd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Shayari sms

Yeh Kafir, sms karo or jee bhar kay karo

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega.

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