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Free SMS, Nahi tum sa koi dooja

November 23rd, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Ghazal SMS

Ajab pagal si larki hai…. !!
Wo mujh se jab bhi milti hai,
Mujhay her baar kehti hai,
Teray honay se meri zaat ki takmeel hoti hai,
Usay maloom bhi hai main to khud ik aam larka hoon,
…Magar wo mujh se kehti hai,
Nahi tum sa koi dooja,

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sher da puttar

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Sardar Sms

sher da puttar

Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘……

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Bathroom mein

October 18th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Sardar Sms

Wife:Bathroom mein Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….

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Ek larki ki dua

October 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Ek larki ki dua

kasam se her larky ko bhula dun gi

sabhi ki tasveer jala dun gi

ek tum hi raho day is dil main

balance dalwa do tumhay dua dun gi

by nadia 03336136612

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Ik orat or Hakeem shab

October 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,
Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?
Hakeem : haan
Aourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha

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dost keevén Päyi dä?

October 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Friendship Sms, Punjabi Sms

dost keevén Päyi dä?

Löki Püchdéy dost dä Pyär keevén Päyi dä?

“Dil” Häth té rakh k dost Nääl läg Jäyi dä,

“Zäkhmään” nü Chüpä k dost nü Häsäyi dä ,

Ghält hövéy “dost” te Pyär nääl Sämjhäi dä,

Rüs Jävé dost te “Jind-Jän” nääl Mänäi dä

Enä Pyär “dost” nääl Päyi dä

k jé Räbb Bülävé dost nü

tä “AAp” Tür Jäyidä.

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Judge & Chor

October 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms

Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur!

Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!

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teri dosti

October 12th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Friendship Sms

teri dosti

Teri muskurahat meri pehchan hai,
teri khushi meri jaan hai,
kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi,
bas itna samajh le ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai.

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Free Sms

October 9th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Free Sms

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

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Santa to shopkeeper

September 23rd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Santabanta Sms

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.

Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

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