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Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

SMS, Bakra SMS

November 24th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Patli si gali me ek Bakra khara tha.

Girl to a boy:

Ae Mr. ye Bakra maarta to nhi hai?

Boy:

Bakri ki to mar leta hai.

Apki pta nhi..!!

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Fouji SMS, Yes Sir

October 31st, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

1 Lrki Fouj Mn Bharti hui.

Friend Ne Pucha K Job Kesi Lagi?

Lrki:Bs Yar Sara Din”Yes Sir,Yes Sir”

or

Sari raat”Bs sir, Bs sir” Kehte Guzrti Hy.

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Teacher SMS, 3 Idiots

October 21st, 2010 by Shani | 1 Comment | Filed in Adult Sms

Teacher:

‘3 idiots‘ film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu:

miss yehi k..

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Adult SMS, Bachi Mil bhi Jaye To

October 20th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Tabib milte hain pr dawa nahi milti,

Dawa agar mile to shafa nahi milti,

Me saari dunya dhoond aaya “Faraz”

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Gandy SMS, Kuss Do Gi

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Teacher ne bache se kaha:

1 se 10 tak gino main tumhen

“kiss”

Dongi

Bacha :

Agar main 1 se 1000 tak ginun to kya .

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“Kuss Do gi?

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Gandy SMS, Muthal Boy

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Mazy K Drops Tatton K Andar Bethey Apas Men Baaten Ker Rahe Thy..

1. Main Bahir Jaa K Pilot Bano Ga..

2. Main Bahir Jaa K Engineer Bano Ga..

3. Main Bahir Ja Ker Doctor Bano Ga..

4th Qatra Dorta Huwa Aaya r Bola..

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“Nasso Pehn Chodo..

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Gandy SMS, BACHON KA HARAMI PAN

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

BACHON KA HARAMI PAN.
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Bacha shopkeeper se:  Sooji hay Kia?

Shopkeeper:
Ji haan sooji hay.

Bacha:

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Gandy SMS, Bund Pehli Vari

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

1 Doctor

Ne mreez baba k 2 teeke lgaey or

teesra ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,

Baba smja ye b mare lye hai!

Baba dr se: putar bund paili wari vaikhi A?

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Gandy SMS, USA K Bar Me

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.

BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:

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Gandy SMS, Condom Ly loo

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

A vilage lady 2 Doctor: Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.

Dr: To yh lo CONDOM.

Vilage lady: ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.

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