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Ghar Aa Jao

November 25th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult sms

Aik larki na aik larke ko fone kia ke ghar aa jao ghar koi nahi ha
karka us ke ghar gaya to ghar sachi koi nahi tha
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TAALA LAGA HUA THA

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Daughter bedroom

November 25th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

Mom found a Condom in Daughter’s Bedroom
She went Straight to her and asked
What is this?
Girl replied-Toh aap kya Chahti hain mein is umr mein Maa ban Jaon?

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Interview in USA Embassay

November 18th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

Jatts interview in u.s embassy,

Adult

Adult

Q ur name please?
A: Baldev Singh
Q: Sex?
A: ji 2 times in a day
Q: I mean male or female?
A: donsnot matter jo mil je ohi Thok di daaa…

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hone nahi doun ga

November 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Funny adult sms

Tu mujhe bhul jaye ye me hone nahi dunga…
tere jaise dost me khone nahi dunga…
Roj ek sms karte rehna,,
nahi to
Gaand bhi marunga or rone nahi dunga…

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Hakeem on Diwali

October 26th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Hakeem On Diwali

Hakeen na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea.

bohat mushkil se aik aurat razy hue.

doodh pilaatay hue wo aurat garam ho gae
aur sexy aawaz main boly…
Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?

sardar jee: agar saath biscuit b mil jain to maza a jae ga…

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Faraz Adult Sms Gand Main Kharish

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

jane woh mujhe dekh kar kyun mou pher leta hai faraz

shayad mujhe dekh kar uski gand mein hoti hai kharash

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Adult sms Rape

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult sms Rape

main karachi chor kay ja rha hooon

Q k reema ka rape ho gya hay
or police mujhy pe shak k r rahi hay

to bhi nikal jaaa

Q k us ki kutya ka bhi rape hoa hay

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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms, Naughty sms

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby‘s father will die.

Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe

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