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Urdu Sms & Messages, Free Jokes, Text Sms, Text messages

Gandy SMS, Kuss Do Gi

October 15th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Teacher ne bache se kaha:

1 se 10 tak gino main tumhen

kiss

Dongi

Bacha :

Agar main 1 se 1000 tak ginun to kya .

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Kuss Do gi?

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2010 Adult SMS, Ufone Walo Koo

July 30th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Ek Aorat dosri sy.

Tauba!Ye Ufone walo ko kya ho gaya hai.

Baray se poster pe Larki ki photo hai aur likha hai:

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2010 Adult Jokes, Kuch Maza Aya

July 5th, 2010 by Shani | 1 Comment | Filed in Adult Jokes

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se:

jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
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B’V =aap ko aaya?
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SHOHAR= bohat!
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Adult SMS 2010, Meet My Wife

April 13th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina

Boy2. Oh! I know her

Boy1: How?

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Adult Text, Janoo Mery Mun Main Dalo

April 13th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi

BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?

GIRL:

Tum

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Adult SMS, You will be surprised

March 29th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Husband to wife: i am going out for five days.

Wife: Ok, but dont surprise me by coming back early,

Otherwise You will be surprised.

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Dhoodh wali

December 12th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Hindi messages

2 pagal ja rahy thay in kay samnay say 1 oorat ja rahii thi is
nay aonai bra main bicket rakay hooe thay
1 pagal:ya kia ker rahii hay?????
2 pagal: yar samja ker na doodh main bicket deboo ker kha rahii hay

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kaoon or aram ke zamant

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult sms

5 Inch ki Jaga ab 7 Inch ka

Pehlay se Mota or Extra Lamba

Jo apko Dega Pehle say B Zayada Maza

Sakoon Aur Araam ki Zamanat

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Master ka Molti Foam

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Ed Badsorat Aurat

December 2nd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult Sms

Ek Badsorat Aurat Sex Kartey Huwey Pochti He:Mery Andar Sub Se Khobsorat Cheez Kya He?

Aadmi Bola:

“MERA LUND”

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Personal tower

November 29th, 2008 by Zillo | 1 Comment | Filed in Adult Sms

Adult sms

Girl: Janu Kahan se baat kar rahay ho
Boy: Bed Room se razai k ander se,
GIRL: Wahan signal aatay hain kya?
BOY: Han mera personal TOWER jo KHARA Hai….

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