Funny Urdu Poetry

Arz kia hai……
Arz kia hai…….
Ham ko tha jis se Mohabat ka dawa
Ham ko jis se tha dosti ka dawa
Wo le gya hamari Manji ka Pawa
Shawa bhai Shawa…!!

Funny Sms

Moun meetha karna hai to Hamare pass aaien ham apko
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Kis
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kiss
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Kiss
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kiss

kissh

Kissh-Mish
Khilaien.

Kaisa?

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STA
Antigua

APUA PCS
Argentina

CTI Movil
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A1/MobilKom Austria AG

ONE

Tele.ring

T-Mobile Austria GmbH (formerly Max.Mobil)
Azerbaijan

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Bahrain

Batelco

MTC Vodafone (Bahrain)
Bangladesh

Grameenphone
Belgium

BASE NV/SA

Belgacom (Proximus)

Mobistar
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Mobility Limited

Telecommunications (Bermuda & West Indies) Ltd
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Nuevatel PCS De Bolivia SA
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JODP for Telecomms of Republic Srpska
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TIM Centro Sul S.A.

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MobilTel
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Rogers Wireless
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Vodafone Egypt
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Faroese Telecom
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Alands Mobiltelefon A.B

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Geocell
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E-Plus Mobilfunk GmbH

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Gibtel
Greece

Cosmote

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Vodafone-Panafon
Greenland

TeleGreenland
Guadeloupe

Orange Caraibe
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HK Telecom CSL

Hutchison Telecom (HK) Ltd (3G)

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Orange/Hutchison

Peoples

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Sunday Communications Ltd
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Iceland

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Cellcom Israel Ltd

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