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Pay karo gay

December 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Funny adult sms

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?
Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay

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shakalaka boom

December 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Adult Sms

Bra kholi to “shakalaka bumbum”… chaddi kholi to “khul ja
simsim”… andar dala to “kya masti kya dhum”… aur bahar aya to “tay tay
fish”. Maal zabrdast hai .. !!

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Adult sms dad gone

December 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Adult Sms

1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.

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kia khail ishq ne khela hai

December 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Adult Poetry

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe

Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

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naukrani maaf karo

December 12th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Adult Sms

wife catches husband with naukrani
NAUKRANI:maaf kardo bibi jee 500rs ka lalach mila tha.
WIFE:may tujhay 5000rs doun gi bata tu nay sahab jee ka
khara kaisay kiya?

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paper me ad

December 11th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Funny Adult Sms

1 aadmi ne paper me Ad di
“ladka paida karne ka tarika batao”

RPLY aye

Bengali-Biwi ko Fish do

Himachali-Apple do

Gujrati-1 moka hame do

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perfect gali

December 9th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Dirty Sms

Dil todh kay chali gai pholoun kee shahzadi

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Dil todh kay chali gai pholoun kee shahzadi

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Sali, Kutti, Kameeni, haramzadi

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teri yaad ai or saawan

December 9th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Rainy Day Sms

rainy day sms

rainy day sms

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai…

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mota sardar

December 7th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Eid Ul Azha Sms

1 MOTA SARDAR BAAL KHOL K LADIES TOILET ME BETH THA.

1 LADY AAYI TO BOLI
‘BEHEN KONSA MAHINA CHAL RAHA HE’
SARDAR : (10) DASWAA
LADY : TABHI TO BACHE KI TAANG BAHIR AA GAYI HE.

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Dont happy on this Eid

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Eid Sms

*Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!**

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