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One Chance

October 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Sardar Sms

One Chance

sardar kay ghar 7 betian hogai tu uss nay akhbar may aid diya “munda paida karan tu tariqa dasoo“

bengal say letter aya “bv ko mochli diyo“

haryana say letter aya “ bv nu milk shake diyo“

newyork say letter aya “ bv nu coke diyo“

pakistan say letter aya “ek mouqa sanu diyo“

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Air hostess & sardar

October 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Sardar Sms

Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Sardar: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai …. :)

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Teacher & Sardar 2

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Sardar Sms

Teacher: Woh konsi cheez hai jo insaan ki izzat ko mazbooti se pakar k rakhti hai?
Sardar: Miss shalwaar ka nara.

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Aik sardar or orat

October 12th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Sms, Sardar Sms

Aik sardar g say train main 1 orat ne pocha

Aik sardar g say train main 1 orat ne pocha.
pashab karne ki jaga dika dain.
sardar g kafi deer sharmane k bad bole.
pehly tum dikhao.

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Eik Sardar

October 3rd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Sardar Sms

Eik Sardar ne Najomi se pocha:
“kya main agly janam mn Gadha ban sakta hoon?

Najoomi ne jawab diya,

“Aik hi Facility baar baar nhi mil skti..”

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