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sardar or pind de mitti

November 29th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Sardar Sms

Sardar Sms

1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aaya

Pind di mitti
Soongh k bola

Hun te mitti di khushboo badl gai ae

Frnd: A mitti nai ae
Sukki tatti ae” :-D

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Sardar or horse

November 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Sardar Sms

Adult sms

A girl Curiously touched PENIS of horse,
Horse got excited and ran away,,
Sardar said: Ab mera bhi pakad ,
muje mera ghoda pakadna hai“

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Pakistan time change

November 1st, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Sardar Sms

Boy: Pakistan main 90% log esleay sex nahen kr sktay k unhain jaga nahen milty…

Sardaar: you r right
main b aik dafa sex
karna chahta tha
pr mujhay jaga he nahen mili

phir
Larki ne khud he bataya
k
sex krnay ke jaga
Tangon k beech main ha

Pakistan time change now

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Sardar Policy

October 27th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Sardar Sms

Sardar policy

Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay
Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To
App ki B.V ko
agar B.V na Hoo to
App k Maa Baap Ko
Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to
APp k Behan bahiyon ko
Sardar : koi iesi policy Nahi Jiss say muje Pesa Miley
Numaynda : App Ko Nahi Mil Sakte
Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi
BEhan Da Puda Hua Joo Main Nahi Le Sakta Baqi Sab ley Sakte Hai……

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sher da puttar

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Sardar Sms

sher da puttar

Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘……

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Ye Ladies Ka

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Santabanta Sms, Sardar Sms

Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

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Santabanta Hindi Sms Collection

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Santabanta Sms, Sardar Sms

Santabanta Hindi Sms Collection

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…
Santa: Don’t worry darling, I‘m already married.

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Pathan Or sardar

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms, Sardar Sms

Pathan Or sardar

sardar on ph: Hello (221714)
pathan, Kia???
urdu mai bolo yara.
sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda

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Bathroom mein

October 18th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Sardar Sms

Wife:Bathroom mein Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….

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Now Sardarni

October 17th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Sardar Sms

Now Sardarni

Sardarni: kya si na, k condom di jaga rumaal na ban,
Hun rumaal andar reh gya ay

Sardar: POSITIVE THINKING RAKH!!!

kaka langoti paa k aai ga :P
(karosms.com)

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