Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Sardar: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de,

mere piche bhut laga de, tension de,

mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.

Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 Months VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
Oo Ge  susu karne ki jagah too dikha dooo,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

T.T to Sardar in Train

Ticket dikhaoo

Sardar:  Ae lo paa jee!

T.T: Ye to purana ticket hi

Sardar: Te train keri hunay show room toon kaddi ayy.

Dear Receiver

I am Sardarji virus. Since I am not so Technologically advanced, I am a MANUAL virus.
Please delete all the Files on your hard disk yourself and  this E-mail send to everyone you know.

Thank you very much for helping me.

Sardarji virus.