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Sardar SMS, Lulli Phas Gai

Shani — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 15:17:57 +0000

Sardar! kal pehli vari main bv di yaad Bhulan wasty

sharab Di Botal da Sahara laeta..

Friend: Faer ke hoya?

SARDAR: Hona ki C.. Buss Lulli phas gai Botel Vich!!*

Sardar SMS, Some People Drink

Shani — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 08:18:41 +0000

English Man: My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.

But

He Never Used Glasses.

Sardar: Yes I know that some People Drink Directly from Toonti

Sardar SMS, Khud Pakar Kr Krna Parta Hi

Shani — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:30:27 +0000

Ek Sardar road pe susu kr rha tha.

Angrez ne dekha

to poocha:- “yahan police nahi pakarti kya?

Sardar: nhi bhai khud hi pakr kr krna prta hy…

Sardar SMS, Bhoka Nahi Mar Rah

Shani — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:07:29 +0000

Sardar k boss ne usay job se nikal dia to Srdar roz us k ghr k samne POTI kr k aata

Dost: Ye kya harkat hy?

Srdar: Usy btana chahta hun k bhoka nhi mar raha.

Sardar SMS, Lahori Barey….

Shani — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:00:19 +0000

Sardar: yar Lahori bare zabardast mezban hain.

taxi hotel, khana, pena yaha tk k sex b free tha.

Dost: tu kb gaya tha?

Sardar: main nhi, meri biwi ho kr aai hai

Sardar SMS, Sardar Ki Biwi

Shani — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:00:50 +0000

Sardar: meri biwi mujhe chor k chali gayi.

Freind: tu us ka khyaal nahi rekhta ho ga.

Ssardar: arre yaar sagi behan ki terah rakhta tha us ko.

Sardar SMS, Gaddi Pichy Le Chalo

Shani — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 05:00:35 +0000

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja sakti

Sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche ley chalo kal chaly jain gy

Sardar SMS, Boot Fer Paat Gaya

Shani — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 04:45:18 +0000

Sardar ka boot phat gaya usne boot mochi ko diya aur kaha isko aisa siyo ke shakal nazar aaye. Mochi ne boot mein shisha laga diya. 1 larki sardar ki shop pe aai to sardar ne boot uski tango ke neche kiya aur kaha ap ne nila underwear pehna hai larki heran ho gai agley din wo red underwear pehn kr aai to sardar ne phir bata diya. 3rd din woh underwear pehn kar nahi aai jaise hi sardar ne boot mein dekha to bola.

“O teri pein no

boot fer paat gaya”.

Sardar SMS, I LOVE U 2

Shani — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 07:30:47 +0000

Frnd:Sardar g apko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Sardar:Han yar per wo manti he nhi
Frnd:Kia kahti hay?
Sardar:kahti hay “I LOVE U 2” pata nhi ye dosra kameena kon hay

Sardar SMS, Aub kia karoon

Shani — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:30:47 +0000

MOLVI:”Agar tum ne islam chora to tumari gardan kaat di jayegi.

SARDAR: “Ye acha tarika hai, islam main aao to lulli kategi or niklo to gardan kategi;