English Man: My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.

But

He Never Used Glasses.

Sardar: Yes I know that some People Drink Directly from Toonti

Ek Sardar road pe susu kr rha tha.

Angrez ne dekha

to poocha:- “yahan police nahi pakarti kya?

Sardar: nhi bhai khud hi pakr kr krna prta hy…

Sardar k boss ne usay job se nikal dia to Srdar roz us k ghr k samne POTI kr k aata

Dost: Ye kya harkat hy?

Srdar: Usy btana chahta hun k bhoka nhi mar raha.

Sardar: yar Lahori bare zabardast mezban hain.

taxi hotel, khana, pena yaha tk k sex b free tha.

Dost: tu kb gaya tha?

Sardar: main nhi, meri biwi ho kr aai hai

Sardar: meri biwi mujhe chor k chali gayi.

Freind: tu us ka khyaal nahi rekhta ho ga.

Ssardar: arre yaar sagi behan ki terah rakhta tha us ko.

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja sakti

Sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche ley chalo kal chaly jain gy

Sardar ka boot phat gaya usne boot mochi ko diya aur kaha isko aisa siyo ke shakal nazar aaye. Mochi ne boot mein shisha laga diya. 1 larki sardar ki shop pe aai to sardar ne boot uski tango ke neche kiya aur kaha ap ne nila underwear pehna hai larki heran ho gai agley din wo red underwear pehn kr aai to sardar ne phir bata diya. 3rd din woh underwear pehn kar nahi aai jaise hi sardar ne boot mein dekha to bola.

“O teri pein no

boot fer paat gaya”.

Frnd:Sardar g apko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Sardar:Han yar per wo manti he nhi
Frnd:Kia kahti hay?
Sardar:kahti hay “I LOVE U 2” pata nhi ye dosra kameena kon hay

MOLVI:”Agar tum ne islam chora to tumari gardan kaat di jayegi.

SARDAR: “Ye acha tarika hai, islam main aao to lulli kategi or niklo to gardan kategi;

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!