- Part 2

New ‘Santabanta Sms’ Text Sms

Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.

September 22nd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Santabanta Sms

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?

Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

September 22nd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Santabanta Sms

Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa:
Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

September 22nd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Funny Sms, Santabanta Sms

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample,
stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.

Santa: I’m in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!

September 22nd, 2008 by Zillo | 1 Comment | Filed in Santabanta Sms

Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.

Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.

Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.

Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!