New ‘Santabanta Sms’ Text Sms

Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.

Santabanta SMS, Santa to Bubli

December 14th, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Santabanta Sms

Santa:Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Bubli:No,maine to sandwich khaya hai.
Santa:Dont try to lie,u know lips can lie but hips don’t lie

Ye Ladies Ka

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Santabanta Sms, Sardar Sms

Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

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Santabanta Hindi Sms Collection

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Santabanta Sms, Sardar Sms

Santabanta Hindi Sms Collection

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…
Santa: Don’t worry darling, I‘m already married.

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Santabanta Sms – Kya Dekh Rahe He?

October 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Santabanta Sms

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

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Mitti Me Mila Diya

October 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Santabanta Sms

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu

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Santa Sms to boss

September 27th, 2008 by Zillo | 1 Comment | Filed in Funny Sms, Santabanta Sms

Santa Sms To Boss

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.

Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.

Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

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Santa marriage

September 24th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Santabanta Sms

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

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Santa to shopkeeper

September 23rd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Santabanta Sms

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.

Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

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Bazaar market

September 23rd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Santabanta Sms

Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.

Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

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Santa ki chatri

September 23rd, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Santabanta Sms

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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