New ‘Punjabi Sms’ Text Sms

Punjabi sms jokes & text messages collection for the peoples of Punjab

Punjabi SMS, Hi Rabba Aj

October 8th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Sms

Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha

Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia

Pas betha baba bola: hi rabba aj

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Punjabi SMS, Urdu Vs Punjabi

December 15th, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Sms

Urdu Vs punjabi

1)bhai jan ap mujhe preshan kr rhe ho.

Yaar tu ki bond leni kiti aa.

2) Maine ap ko kya keh diya hai?

MAI Kera teri bund marli aa.

3) Mai abi apko theek karta hon,

Daina mein teri pain nu Lun.

4) Yeh sab kisne kiya?

Aa kine bond diti aa.

5) Mai apko pasnd nahi karta

Mai teri bund v ni marda.

6)apne jana hai to jaen

Phudi maa di ch wr.

7)ap mre sth fre q ho rhe ho.

Lun te q chri jana.

8)Ap bohat chalak insan ho.

Tu bra pain yak ean.

Punjabi SMS, Pyar Ho Gaya!

December 14th, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Sms

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Pnjabi Salesman

December 4th, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Sms
Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady
baji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni labda, kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne, shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey.

Rab Diyan Rehmatan

December 2nd, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Sms

Unj tenu Rab dian rehmatan batheriyan,
jithe kite jaye gallan hundiya ne teriyan,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove jani tey dasana zaroor

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dost keevén Päyi dä?

October 13th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Friendship Sms, Punjabi Sms

dost keevén Päyi dä?

Löki Püchdéy dost dä Pyär keevén Päyi dä?

“Dil” Häth té rakh k dost Nääl läg Jäyi dä,

“Zäkhmään” nü Chüpä k dost nü Häsäyi dä ,

Ghält hövéy “dost” te Pyär nääl Sämjhäi dä,

Rüs Jävé dost te “Jind-Jän” nääl Mänäi dä

Enä Pyär “dost” nääl Päyi dä

k jé Räbb Bülävé dost nü

tä “AAp” Tür Jäyidä.

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Aik sardar or orat

October 12th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Punjabi Sms, Sardar Sms

Aik sardar g say train main 1 orat ne pocha

Aik sardar g say train main 1 orat ne pocha.
pashab karne ki jaga dika dain.
sardar g kafi deer sharmane k bad bole.
pehly tum dikhao.

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