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Pathan SMS

June 13th, 2009 by Don | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan : Naswar hai.

Shopkeeper: Nahi hum Naswar nahi bechty

Next day Pathan: Naswar hai ?

Shopkeeper: kal nahi bataya tha k nahi hai.

Next day Pathan: Naswar hai ?

Shopkeeper: Nahi……Or ab pucha to Goli maar dunga

Next day Pathan: Naswar hai ?

Goli or Bandooq hain?

Shopkeeper:  Nahi

Pathan: Acha to Pir Naswar hai…

Pathan on this Eid

December 6th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Adult Sms

Pathan’s wife during sex:ah ah dagha da lora da pish pish oee pishhhhhhh…
Pathan:oye aisi awazai mat nikalo khochi hamara peshab nikal jaega…

Special Messages on This Eid

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aik pathan bazar main gaya

November 30th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

pathan Sms

Pathan ne apne ghar ka darwaza ukhara
or kandhe pe rakh k bazar me agaya!
1 admi ne puccha: Khan sab. kia darwaza bechna hay?
Pathan:Nahi yara,Tala khulwana hy

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pathan sub kuch chor doun ga

November 30th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan Sms

Pathan. Me
tmhry lye sub chor dunga
Grl: Ami Abu
Pathn: yes
Grl: Khana pina
Pthn: Yes
Girl: Apny frndz
Pthn: yes
Girl: Naswar
Pthn: Baji chalti phrti nazr Aao.

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Pathan Fails

October 26th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Pathan Sms

Pathan Fails

pathan jab aik khobsorat larkay ko phasanay may naakam hogaya tu gussay say bola“
thik hay bachay agar tum zindagi bhar aapni phool jaisi gaand say tatti karnay ka kaam laina chahta hay tu tera marzi“

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1 Pathan ki mout

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Funny Sms, Pathan Sms

1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!. Per uski laash haste hue mili, Farishton ne pocha aisa kion? Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai

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1 Pathan

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

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Pathan Or sardar

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms, Sardar Sms

Pathan Or sardar

sardar on ph: Hello (221714)
pathan, Kia???
urdu mai bolo yara.
sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda

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Pathan with girl

October 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

pathan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola:
Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi:
Girl nahi karongi
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?

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Pathan In Hospital

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha…

Pathan: ro keon rahay ho?

Admy: Blood Test Krana ha
Ungly Katany paray ge….

pathan in hospital

pathan in hospital

Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga…

Admy: Tum keon ronay lagay???

Pathan: Main na Peshaab Test krana tha.

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