Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li

Hum Ko Hamara Pora Paisa Chai

Hain Warna Tum Hamara 30 Rupya

Wapas Karoo….

Pathan Africa me

londay Bazi Karta hova Pakra Gya

King: Fry him in Oil

After 4 hr

King: Kya Hua Fry Nahi Kia?

(more…)

News reporter:

KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

(more…)

1 Pathan USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
‘Tannn’

Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,

”khana khraba Bhago! Yahan too Undertaker a gya hai”

Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha…
Pathan: ro keon rahay ho?
Admy: Blood Test Krwana ha
Ungly Katany paray ge….
Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga…
Admy: Tum keon
Pathan : Main nay to pashap test karwana hay .

PUNJABI:Hum Log kanjosi me Thora Peeche Hain

SINDHI:

Hum Nokri Me Peche Hain

BALOCH:

Hum Taleem Me Peeche Hain

PATHAN:

Hum to shokeen hi Peeche k Hain…!

Pathan interview dene gaya..

manager ne us se sawal poocha

what do you do..?

pathan confused and said

happy birth day to you..:-)

Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.
American hiran hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai
Pathan ne kaha SORAAKH

ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to
utaro.pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay
kia ?