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Pathan Funny Sms, Pathan kisi lrki k ghar

Shani — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 17:44:24 +0000

Pathan kisi lrki k ghar rishta le kr gaya,

Lrki k maa bap: hmari beti abhi parh rai hy…

pathan: koi baat nai, ham ghante baad a jaega.!

Pathan SMS, Larki Sharma Kr Boli

Shani — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 04:22:03 +0000

Pathan puts his hand on his girlfriend’s hand

while driving From Islamabad 2 Lhr

Larki Sharmai aur Boli

aah Tum is say agay b ja sakty ho

Pathan ok now we r going lhr 2 MULTAN

Pathan SMS, Where is Abu Dahbi

Shani — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 17:40:16 +0000

Pathan goes

For job intrview .

Manager to pathan: “where is abu dabi?”

pathan:

“jis qubrastan me hamara Ami Dabi,

wahe tora door par Abu dabi”:-)

Pathan SMS, Gheebat K Case main

Shani — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:43:29 +0000

Jail me pathan se Qaidi ne pocha:
kis case mei ho?

Pathan:
GHEEBAT k case mei

Qaidi:
gheebat?Wo kaisey?

Pathan:
wo hum Larkey ka peeth peechey burai kia tha

Rape SMS, Merry Mar Low

Shani — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 09:56:12 +0000

Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya

Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?

Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha

Usne kha:

“Merry Marlow”

bus mai ne maardi

Pathan SMS, Laly ki Jaan

Shani — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 09:15:12 +0000

Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend

Pathan said: Can i kiss u?

Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove

Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?

Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.

Pathan: can i fuck u?

Girl:No their are my menses period.

Pathan:Lalay ki jan!

ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain

Pathan SMS, Pathan Messages

Shani — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 07:29:23 +0000

Pathan ne Pathar tortay huwe achanak

Qalabazi khai

Supervizer bola: Khan dobara karo

Hum 1000 Rs dega

Pathan: Tum Lakh b do hum

dobara Lun pe Hathora nahi mare ga.

Pathan SMS, Nurse Bahut Achi Rakhi Hi

Shani — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 13:23:17 +0000

Patient to Doc:

Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu,

thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Pathan SMS, Chikny

Shani — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:30:42 +0000

Agar koi Pathan Apko Dekh k Muskuraye To iska kya Matlab Hai..?
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Teri MARKEET Ab B Hy chickny !

Pathan SMS, Wapas Karo

Shani — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:50:21 +0000