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Pathan SMS, Nurse Bahut Achi Rakhi Hi

August 29th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Patient to Doc:

Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu,

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Pathan SMS, Chikny

February 9th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Agar koi Pathan Apko Dekh k Muskuraye To iska kya Matlab Hai..?
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Teri  MARKEET  Ab  B  Hy   chickny !

Pathan SMS, Wapas Karo

February 8th, 2010 by Shani | Comments Off | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan SMS, Wapas Karo

February 7th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li

1 Carore Ka Inam Nikla

Tax Kat Kar 90 Lac Mile

Pathan Bola:

Hum Ko Hamara Pora Paisa Chai

Hain Warna Tum Hamara 30 Rupya

Wapas Karoo….

Pathan SMS, Pathan Africa Main

January 23rd, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Pathan Africa me

londay Bazi Karta hova Pakra Gya

King: Fry him in Oil

After 4 hr

King: Kya Hua Fry Nahi Kia?

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Pathan SMS, News Reporter To Pathan

January 9th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

News reporter:

KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

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Pathan SMS, Undertaker AA Gia Hi

January 4th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

1 Pathan USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
‘Tannn’

Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,

”khana khraba Bhago! Yahan too Undertaker a gya hai”

Pathan SMS, Naya Saal Mubarak

December 24th, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in New Year Sms, Pathan Sms

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. “Naya Saal Mubarak”

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

“Khair Mubarak”

Pathan SMS, Main Nay to…

December 22nd, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha…
Pathan: ro keon rahay ho?
Admy: Blood Test Krwana ha
Ungly Katany paray ge….
Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga…
Admy: Tum keon
Pathan : Main nay to pashap test karwana hay .

Pathan SMS, Hum to shokeen

December 15th, 2009 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Pathan Sms

PUNJABI:Hum Log kanjosi me Thora Peeche Hain

SINDHI:

Hum Nokri Me Peche Hain

BALOCH:

Hum Taleem Me Peeche Hain

PATHAN:

Hum to shokeen hi Peeche k Hain…!