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Naughty SMS, Kisses

February 11th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Naughty sms

Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main

Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi

Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?

Student: Aaj Subah Subah

Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui

Naughty SMS, Papu Arz Karta Hi

January 5th, 2010 by Shani | No Comments | Filed in Naughty sms

“PAppu” Arz kArtA hy..

TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE… ;->

Nafrat ki dhoop me Barsat se Pehle

June 19th, 2009 by Don | No Comments | Filed in Naughty sms

Nafrat ki dhoop me Barsat se Pehle

Halaat na the aise teri Mulaqaat se Pehle

Ye baarish ye hawaa ye dhank ye mosam

Kis kis se Muhabbat thi teri Zaat se Pehle

naughty boy

December 16th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Naughty sms

Naughty Sms

MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
Jaisee ho..!!!!!!

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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer

October 19th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms, Naughty sms

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.

Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby‘s father will die.

Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe

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Bike & Girls

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | 1 Comment | Filed in Adult Sms, Naughty sms

Boy:
“I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“

Girl:
“What“

Boy:
“Ur Heart“

Girl:
“I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“

Boy:
“Wat“

Girl:
“Ur Bike“ ;->

home Page

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Lady time

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Naughty sms

Lady: Time Kitna Hua hai

Sardar: Bra Pantie

Lady: Kutte, Time Poocha hai

Sardar: Kamini, time hi to Bataya Hai.. Bra pantie(12:35) barah pantees
(karosms.com) naughty sms

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Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Adult Sms, Naughty sms

Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl.
Ankhon Mei Wohi Jaam Liye Honton Pe Wohi MusKaan Liye Kahan Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye


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Naughty Sms

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Naughty sms

Naughty Sms

1 saal main,
12 month,
12 month main,
365 din,
8760 ghante,
8760 ghanton main,
525600 mints,
525600 mints main,
525600 lamhe,
Har lamhe main aik he dua, light na jay

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Zardari Sms – Naughty

October 15th, 2008 by Zillo | No Comments | Filed in Adult Sms, Naughty sms

Zardari Sms  Naughty

Shery Rehman aj kal bohat khush ha!!!
Keon K……..
Asif Zardary Ne kaha ha
k ……
Garmeon mein Woh aik Ghanta aagay krain gay…
Aur sardeon mein aik Ghanta peechay karain gay???

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