Subscribe RSS FeedBanta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
New ‘Marriage SMS’ Text Sms
This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
Be”cause married men are more obedient.
June 4th, 2009 by Don | No Comments | Filed in Marriage SMSBefore and after marriage
June 4th, 2009 by Don | No Comments | Filed in Marriage SMSBefore marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Difference between boyfriends and husband
June 4th, 2009 by Don | No Comments | Filed in Marriage SMSBoy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is Honestly
June 4th, 2009 by Don | No Comments | Filed in Marriage SMSA person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Definition of most successfully married life
June 4th, 2009 by Don | No Comments | Filed in Marriage SMSMost successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”
Before marriage, After marriage…
June 4th, 2009 by Don | No Comments | Filed in Marriage SMS*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
