Teacher:  Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.
Student:  Acha ab samjh me aaya.
Teachr:  Kya?

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Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain

Sookhay se hont

Thanda sa pani

Wah ray sardi teri kahani….

Chotay se tatton mai lulli chupani

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Agar rat ko koi chahat ki had kar de

or mohabat se ap ki gardan pe kiss kr de

or karwat badalne par majbor kr de

to yaqinan ye

machar hi ho ga.. .!

More Funny Sms

Ik CHARSI Mazaar pe ja kar dua kar rha tha,

Mera Prize Bond har soorat men Nikalna chahiye.

Jaissay hi wo Mazaar se bahir aya, kisi ne us ki Jaib se Prize Bond Nikaal lia.

Wo doubara Mazar par gia aur bola, “BABA G” pehlay puri gal samajh lia karo tay fair Action Liaa kro.

Dear Customr

Ab”WAPDA” Laya nya Packg 5 Ka 55

Yani 5min Light K Istmal Pr 55min Loadshding Bilkul Free Ye Ofr La Mehdod Muddat K Lie Hy

“WAPDA” Tum Hi To Ho

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Student: Acha ab samjh me aaya.

Teachr: Kya?

Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain.

Father to Son:

Agar is bar tu fail hua to mujhe apna baap mat kehna.

Next Day:

Father: Kiya bana result ka?

Son: Bas ” Bashir Bhai ” mat pocho G

1 bacha bus me drivr seet se pichli seet pr safr krte hue ye keh rha tha

Agr meri maa bakri hoti or mera bap bakra to me lela hota

agr meri maa nagan or mera bap naag hota tu me b saanp hota

Agr mera bap murgha hota or meri maa murghi to me choza hota

Drivr okta kr bola agr teri maa kanjri hoti or tera bap kanjar to tu kia hota

Bacha sochty hvy:-> to main drivr hota…