Phone Call for Shahid Afridi:

Pakistani Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)

Wife :”Can I talk to Afridi, I am his wife.”

Pakistani Team Manager:” Sorry, he is just going to bat”

Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on, he just come back”

Ik larki thi deewani si

Mobile lay kay chalti thi

Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar

Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujh se

Mujh se poocha karti thi

ON kaise hota hai?

yeh

ON kaise hota hai?

Wife:  sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera

ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kya tha?

Husband: mai marr jata agar

AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti

Women r like an Internet Virus

they

ENTER ur Life,

SCAN ur pockets,

TRANSFER ur money,

EDIT ur mind,

DOWNLOAD their prob.s,

DELETE ur smile

& HANG U 4ever!

1 larki ne namaz parh kr dua mangi

To Maa ne pucha: Tum ne dua me apne liye kia manga?

Larki:me ne apne liye to kuch b nhi

Han aap k liye DAMAD manga hai

Bus chali

Jhatka laga

Ek sardar ek larki pr gira

Larki boli :

Badtameez, kya kar rahay ho ?

Sardar bola : Ji

” PUNJAB University se  ……..“  B.COM  “.

Whats the biggest pressure on Pakistani Cricket players

when they need

1 run to win with

5 overs remaining &

10 wickets in hand?

“Ya Allah… Tuu baharm rakh,

Ager hum Jeet gai to english bolni Paregi”

1 pagal American se:tum Japanese ho na?

American:Nahi me american hun

Pagal:nahi tum japanese ho

American:nahi mai American hun

Pagal:NAHI tum japanese ho

American:han han me Japanese hoon

Pagal: Nahi yaar tum lagtey to amrican ho

Meera was travelling in a plane,

some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold & fever,

MEERA:  No,

i m suffering from Lahore to Karachi